Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast. – Woody Allen Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer. – Swami X When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 a minute. – Author Unknown Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. – WoodyAllen …
…mebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. ( Jane Wagner) 38.The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not ‘Eureka!’ (I found it!) but ‘That’s funny …’ ( Isaac Asimov ) 39.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. (Oscar Wilde) 40.Doing nothing is very hard to do…you never know when you’re finished. (Leslie Nielsen) 41. The re…
Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them. ( Steve Martin) I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. ( Steve Martin) I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal – high enough so you can look up her dress. ( Steve Martin) I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. ( Steve Martin) A day without sunshine is like, you…
…aying attention. – (Harry – Dumb and Dumber) All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work. -(Steve Martin – Bilko) Hey, don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with someone I love. – (Woody Allen- Annie Hall) Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m a schizophrenic and so am I. -( Bill Murray – What about Bob) You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master deb…
Everyone has a photographic memory.Some just don’t have film. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Birds of a feather flock together and then crap on your car. Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering …