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Funny movie quotes


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></p> <p>The key here, I think, is to not think of death as an end. But, but, think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses. </p> <p>I’ve got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. — Groucho Marx (Duck Soup)</p> <p> Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don’t know, I wasn’t really paying attention. – (<strong>Harry – Dumb and Dumber</strong>)</p> <p>All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work. -(<strong>Steve Martin – Bilko</strong>)</p> <p>Hey, don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with someone I love. – (<strong>Woody Allen- Annie Hall</strong>)</p> <p>Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m a schizophrenic and so am I. -( Bill Murray – What about Bob)</p> <p>You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater. – (<strong>Mike Myers Austin Powers- Goldmember</strong>)</p> <p>You know what the trouble about real life is? There’s no danger music (<strong><a href=Jim Carrey)

Bastard Son of Barney! Die! Die, stuffed ball of fluff! Illegitimate Teletubbie! Die, you Muppet from hell! Die, you foam motherf**cker. (Robin Williams – Death to Shmoochy)

He got me invested in some kinda fruit company (Forrest Gump)

It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses. -( Dan Aykroyd The Blues Brothers)

If I’m not back in five minutes… wait longer! (Ace Ventura: Pet Detective)

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain’t never seen a donkey fly! – ( Eddie Murphy Shrek)

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