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Funerals quotes

I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. (Mark Twain)

The bitterest tear shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone. (Harriet Beecher Stowe)

He would make a lovely corpse. (Charles Dickens )

Funerals are all abstract ceremony. ( Chuck Palahniuk)

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I’m going to miss mine by just a few days. ( Garrison Keillor )

True friends appear less mov’d than counterfeit; As men that grieve at funerals are not so loud as those that cry for hire. (Horace)

The pomp of funerals has more regard to the vanity of the living than the honor of the dead. ( François de la Rochefoucauld)

I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something. Someday I may get up enough courage to wear it, instead of carrying it. ( Erma Bombeck)

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding, and the baby at every christening. (Alice Roosevelt Longworth )

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