There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics. (Benjamin Disraeli)

When in doubt, tell the truth. (Mark Twain)

No man has a good enough memory to make a successful liar. (Abraham Lincoln)

A lie has speed, but truth has endurance. (Edgar J. Mohn)

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. (Oscar Wilde)

Lying is done with words and also with silence. (Adrienne Rich)

Lying to ourselves is more deeply ingrained than lying to others. ( Fyodor Dostoyevsky)

The most common lie is that which one lies to himself; lying to others is relatively an exception. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

He who establishes his argument by noise and command shows that his reason is weak. (Michel de Montaigne)

Nothing strengthens authority so much as silence. (Leonardo da Vinci)

Leave no authority existing not responsible to the people. (Thomas Jefferson)

The wisest have the most authority. (Plato)

The faith that stands on authority is not faith. (Ralph Waldo Emerson)

If you wish to know what a man is, place him in authority. (Yugoslavian Proverb )

The key to successful leadership today is influence, not authority. (Kenneth Blanchard)

Authority doesn’t work without prestige, or prestige without distance. (Charles de Gaulle )

The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn. (Marcus Tullius Cicero)

Truth is the daughter of time, not of authority. (Francis Bacon )

Never give advice unless asked. (German Proverb)

In giving advice, seek to help, not please, your friend. (Solon)

It takes a village to raise a child. (african proverb)

A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need the advice. (Bill Cosby)

Just don’t take any class where you have to read BEOWULF. (Woody Allen)

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t. (Erica Jong)

Here’s my advice: Go ahead and be whacky. Get into a crazy frame of mind and ask what’s funny about what you’re doing. (Roger Von Oech)

Advice is judged by results, not by intentions (Marcus Tullius Cicero )

The cost of freedom is always high, but Americans have always paid it. And one path we shall never choose, and that is the path of surrender, or submission. ( John Fitzgerald Kennedy)

The trouble with America is that there are far too many wide-open spaces surrounded by teeth. (Charles Luckman)

America is a young country with an old mentality. (George Santayana)

We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or 30 little scuzzball countries like Scotland that we could vaporize in seconds if we felt like it. ( Dave Barry)

In a country as big as the United States, you can find fifty examples of anything. (Jeffery F. Chamberlain)

America needs to be a lot more like the Waltons and a lot less like the Simpsons. (George H.W .Bush)

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The brain has the potential to unlock secrets unknown. We poor blind, deaf, mute, barbaric humans just have no idea how to unlock that potential.

I was taught that the human brain was the crowning glory of evolution so far, but I think it’s a very poor scheme for survival. (Kurt Vonnegut)

My Brain: it’s my second favorite organ. (Woody Allen)

We know the human brain is a device to keep the ears from grating on one another. (Peter De Vries)

The mind is what the brain does for a living. (Bert Peeters)

An apparatus with which we think we think. (Ambrose Bierce)

I am a brain, Watson. The rest of me is a mere appendix. (Arthur Conan Doyle)