Bart, with $10,000, we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like……love! !!
I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me Superman.
Maybe, just once, someone will call me ‘Sir’ without adding,”You’re making a scene.”
What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.
How is [...]
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. (Frank Sinatra)
The best revenge is massive success. (Frank Sinatra)
I’m not one of those complicated, mixed-up cats. I’m not looking for the secret to life…. I just go on from [...]
Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast. – Woody Allen
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer. – Swami X
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 a [...]
If you see a friend without a smile; give him one of yours.
Every man has his secret sorrows which the world knows not; and often times we call a man cold when he is only sad. – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Smile, even if it’s a sad smile, because sadder than a sad smile is [...]
People always get tired of one another. I grow tired of myself whenever I am left alone for ten minutes, and I am certain that I am fonder of myself than anyone can be of another person.
If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I [...]