1. Borrow money from a pessimist – they don’t expect it back .
2. Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.
3.Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
4. I am so clever that sometimes [...]
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
I can [...]
Other things may change us, but we start and end with family. ( Anthony Brandt )
A tree is known by its fruit. (proverb)
A happy family is but an earlier heaven. (George Bernard Shaw )
A son is a son till he takes him a wife, a daughter is a daughter all of her life. ( Irish [...]
Always forgive your enemies , nothing annoys them so much. (Oscar Wilde)
Revenge is the most sincere form of forgiveness. (Italian Proverb)
The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. (Mahatma Gandhi)
Forgiveness is setting a prisoner free and then discovering the prisoner was you. (John Eldredge)
Offer forgiveness not for their sake, but [...]
I’ve missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I’ve lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I’ve been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I’ve failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.(Michael Jordan)
Failure is not falling down but refusing to get up. ( [...]