If I’m not back in five minutes… just wait longer! (Jim Carrey)
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. (Jim Carrey)
People need motivation to do anything. I don’t think human beings learn anything without desperation. (Jim Carrey)
I really want to love somebody. I do. I just don’t know if it’s possible [...]
The value of a man resides in what he gives and not in what he is capable of receiving. (Albert Einstein)
If you haven’t any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. ( Bob Hope)
Life is short. Be swift to love! Make haste to be kind! ( Henri Amiel )
Peace, like [...]
You don’t know what you’ve got till its gone.. (N/A)
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is ‘never try’ . (Homer Simpson)
Anyone can catch your eye but it takes someone special to catch your heart. (N/A)
Once upon a time, something happened to m, it was the sweetest thing, that ever could be, [...]
Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing. (Ralph Waldo Emerson)
People sometimes say: “Common sense is quite rare”. (Voltaire)
Common sense is the best distributed thing in the world, for we all think we possess a good share of it (René Descartes)
It is inaccurate to say I hate everything. I am strongly in [...]
I remain just one thing, and one thing only, and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher plane than any politician. (Charlie Chaplin)
Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself. (Charlie Chaplin)
A day without laughter is a day wasted. (Charlie Chaplin)
We think too much and feel too [...]