If a man works like a horse for his money, there are a lot of girls anxious to take him down the bridal path.
Marty Allen

I felt ashamed for what I had done. I don’t have any excuses. I did what I did. I take full responsibility for myself and my actions. I wouldn’t pawn this off on anybody. I’m sorry it happened. And I hurt people.
Louie Anderson

I definitely want people to laugh because I don’t think there’s a better feeling – I think it’s just so fabulous to laugh. I don’t mind if people think, either. I think the brain is a very sexy organ.
Kate Clinton

If you’re a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don’t have a choice.
Jimmy Fallon

I won’t eat anything that has intelligent life, but I’d gladly eat a network executive or a politician.
Marty Feldman

To be known by the public, honestly. People come up and tell them how good I make them feel.
David Alan Grier

In the house in Beverly Hills where our four children grew up, living conditions were a few thousand times improved over the old tenement on New York’s East 93rd Street we Marx Brothers called home.
Harpo Marx

I’m under stress. They killed me on wikipedia. They killed me. And I didn’t stay dead long enough to sell no DVDs. I didn’t even stay dead long enough – I was too stupid. I should’ve stayed low. I should’ve laid low. I could’ve been gone for a year; I’d have made money. And then I’d have risen from the dead.
Sinbad

I love New York. I was sad, depressed and incredibly moved by our fellow countrymen and what they’ve done. I wanted to give people a chance to see something funny, have a distraction.
Ben Stiller

Nobody who is not prepared to spoil cats will get from them the reward they are able to give to those who do spoil them.Compton MacKenzie

In order to keep a true perspective of one’s importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him. Dereke Bruce

It is in the nature of cats to do a certain amount of unescorted roaming. – Adlai Stevenson

The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer. Paula Poundstone

Cats do care. For example they know instinctively what time we have to be at work in the morning and they wake us up twenty minutes before the alarm goes off. Michael Nelson

A cat’s got her own opinion of human beings. She don’t say much, but you can tell enough to make you anxious not to hear the whole of it. Jerome K. Jerome

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. Terry Pratchett

Beware of people who dislike cats. Irish proverb

An old cat will not learn how to dance. Moroccan Proverb

After dark all cats are leopards Native American Proverb

Cat’s motto: No matter what you’ve done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.

After I had done a handful of cartoons I was satisfied with, I started submitting them to the magazines.
Joseph Barbera

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable.
Walt Disney

Animation offers a medium of story telling and visual entertainment which can bring pleasure and information to people of all ages everywhere in the world.
Walt Disney

The cartoons which I enjoy have caused some kind of out rage, but they have got people talking about these issues out in the open and in essence that’s what its all about.
Jonathan Shapiro

98% of the people who get the magazine say they read the cartoons first – and the other 2% are lying.
David Remnick

Cartooning at its best is a fine art. I’m a cartoonist who works in the medium of animation, which also allows me to paint my cartoons.
Ralph Bakshi

Making cartoons means very hard work at every step of the way, but creating a successful cartoon character is the hardest work of all.
Joseph Barbera

People of mediocre ability sometimes achieve outstanding success because they don’t know when to quit. Most men succeed because they are determined to.
George Allen, Sr.

In this country, when you finish second, no one knows your name.
Frank McGuire

Try not to do too many things at once. Know what you want, the number one thing today and tomorrow. Persevere and get it done.
George Allen, Sr.

I am a firm believer that if you score one goal the other team have to score two to win.
Howard Wilkinson

Managing can be more discouraging than playing, especially when you’re losing because when you’re a player, there are at least individual goals you can shoot for. When you’re a manager all the worries of the team become your worries.
Al Lopez

One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn’t do you any good.
Abe Lemons

We should be dreaming. We grew up as kids having dreams, but now we’re too sophisticated as adults, as a nation. We stopped dreaming. We should always have dreams.
Herb Brooks

I don’t believe in team motivation. I believe in getting a team prepared so it knows it will have the necessary confidence when it steps on a field and be prepared to play a good game.
Tom Landry

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don’t want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve.
Tom Landry

Education is the transmission of civilization. Will Durant

Gardening is civil and social, but it wants the vigor and freedom of the forest and the outlaw. Henry David Thoreau

Civilization is the process in which one gradually increases the number of people included in the term ‘we’ or ‘us’ and at the same time decreases those labeled ‘you’ or ‘them’ until that category has no one left in it. Howard Winters

Books are the carriers of civilization. Without books, history is silent, literature dumb, science crippled, thought and speculation at a standstill. Barbara Tuchman

There is as yet no civilized society, but only a society in the process of becoming civilized. There is as yet no civilized nation, but only nations in the process of becoming civilized. From this standpoint, we can now speak of a collective task of humankind. The task of humanity is to build a genuine civilization. Felix Adler