Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else. (Mark Twain) Only your friends steal your books. (Voltaire) Wear the old coat and buy the new book. ( Austin Phelps ) I am like a book, with pages that have stuck together for want of use: my mind needs unpacking and the truths stored [...]
Don’t take life too seriously. You’ll never get out alive. (Bugs Bunny) Well, what did you expect in an opera? A happy ending? (Bugs Bunny) Here I go with the timid little woodland creature bit again. It’s shameful, but…ehhh, it’s a living. (Bugs Bunny) Eh, what’s up, doc? You can’t shoot a wabbit. (Bugs Bunny) [...]
Just because nobody complains doesn’t mean all parachutes are perfect. (Benny Hill) Roses are reddish/ Violets are bluish/ If it weren’t for Christmas/ We’d all be Jewish. (Benny Hill) I’m not against half naked girls – not as often as I’d like to be.(Benny Hill) The odds against there being a bomb on a plane [...]
Now God be praised, that to believing souls, Gives light in darkness, comfort in despair! (William Shakespeare) The man who goes through life with an uncertain doctrine not knowing what he believes, what a poor, powerless creature he is! He goes around through the world as a man goes down through the street with a [...]