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Benny Hill quotes

Just because nobody complains doesn’t mean all parachutes are perfect. (Benny Hill)

Roses are reddish/ Violets are bluish/ If it weren’t for Christmas/ We’d all be Jewish. (Benny Hill)

I’m not against half naked girls – not as often as I’d like to be.(Benny Hill)

The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb. (Benny Hill)

I thought I couldn’t afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: “Oh well,” and I went back to smoking again, and that was better. (Benny Hill)

We have a little bit of everything. We have entertainment in the bar, a pool room and kids menus, we have a comedy club that has been going on for years and we always do something special with that on New Year’s Eve.(Benny Hill)

That’s what show business is, sincere insincerity. (Benny Hill)

Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe. (Benny Hill)

Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy? (Benny Hill)

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